Rock Your English! newsletter

Now that’s hysterical. Even hylerical (which is a combination of hilarious and hysterical). You’re just sitting there, all by yourself, alone, staring at the screen, totally pretending that you are NOT awesome. Ha! You can’t fool me! I have my special You Rock Detection Antennae that can spot an amazing person at 300 feet. Bingo! […]

Rock Your English! newsletter

You Rock! ‘Rock the boat, don’t rock the boat, baby…’ Oh. Hello. Sorry. Didn’t notice you sitting there. Which is RIDICULOUS because you’re so gorgeous. And of COURSE my song is totally wrong for today…because YOU ROCK! (Even when you’re not on a boat.) And can I just tell you I’m so glad you didn’t […]

Special edition newsletter – see me live!

Hello, you gorgeous you. There are so many exciting events coming up that I want to keep you posted on what’s going on, so we’ve created a brand new ‘Events’ page on www.rockyourenglish.com. We’ll keep it up to date with all the fresh and funky events that are heading your way! Click here. 9 November […]

Rock Your English! newsletter

Well, well, well. Just have a look at you. Sitting right here, gorgeous as you are, reading my newsletter. Pretending not to rock. Not to be awesome. But I know the truth…you ARE! Oh, and by the way, I love what you’re wearing today. It really flatters your figure and so much better than that […]

Rock Your English! newsletter

OMG. You, you delicious, delectable, divine you, I cannot tell you how lovely you look in that shirt today. I mean really. It brings out your eyes so beautifully. And I’m really glad you didn’t end up buying that other shirt you thought was nice… WHAT’S UP IN BUFFILAND I twisted untwisted minds in Enschede. […]

Rock Your English! newsletter

Well, just look at you, you gorgeous creature you. Staring at this screen, no matter how big (a zillion inch flat screen) or small (teeny tiny brilliant phone), you look FABULOUS, Anouk! Did you do something different with your hair? I thought so – it looks so different from last week! (Oh, and by the […]

Rock Your English! newsletter

Well, happy high noon to you, you lovely you! I really, really need to tell you how much you ROCK today. I’m sure so many people have already told you that today, but still, if you don’t mind hearing it again…YOU ROCK! Thank you for letting me fold upreally, really small and slide into your […]

Rock Your English! newsletter

You rock! Hello, you delicious darling you. May I compliment you on how lovely you look today? You are SO rockin’ that outfit you are wearing! That color looks so good on you! You might want to strut your stuff….or maybe not.. click! Thank you so much for letting me into your inbox today. Some […]

Rock Your English! newsletter

Hey, you lovely you…. you rock! Thank you so much for letting me creep into your inbox this morning! And can I just say that your hair looks lovely today? Wait…what?!? You’re…bald? Oh, silly me! Don’t save the world…shave it! Click! WHAT’S UP IN BUFFILAND I had my daytime TV debut on Omroep Max…check it […]

Rock Your English! newsletter

You rock! Hey, you gorgeous you! You rock! You more than rock! You…RAWK! Thank you so much for letting me slip into your inbox today and leave it with a few recipes to help keep your English fresh and fabulous! NEWS It happened. I was in the Volkskrant. Twice. Once on the left page and […]